I know. I know. Here is another post about toilet paper. This time, my experiences in Global Adventures in Toilet Paper and now South America.
The Variety of Toilets and Toilet Paper
Essentials: Beware of Toilet Paper and Travelling
Global Adventures in Toilet Paper
From the plush clouds of quilted luxury to the humble single-ply sheets, toilet paper varies widely around the globe, each roll spinning tales of cultural quirks and practical challenges.
United States: In the land of the free and the home of the Charmin, toilet paper reigns supreme. Americans take their TP seriously, with options ranging from extra soft to mega strong. However, navigating the vast aisles of options can be as daunting as deciphering tax codes.
Japan: Prepare for a technological marvel in the restroom. The toilet paper game in Japan is next-level, featuring high-tech bidet functions that could rival a NASA control panel. While it may take a moment to adjust to the idea of a warm water spray to cleanse, once you experience the luxury, there’s no turning back.
Europe: European toilet paper often strikes a balance between softness and eco-friendliness. Many countries opt for recycled paper, emphasizing sustainability without sacrificing comfort. Just be prepared for the occasional encounter with the dreaded sandpaper-like variety that could leave even the hardiest traveller wincing.
Middle East: Here, the challenge lies not in the quality of the toilet paper but in its availability. While luxury hotels may offer plush rolls akin to those found in the West, venturing off the beaten path can lead to encounters with the infamous “water and bucket” technique. It’s an experience that will make you appreciate the simple pleasure of an excellent ol’ roll.
Australia: In the land down under, toilet paper faces a unique adversary: drop bears. Okay, maybe not drop bears, but the real challenge is the notorious Australian wildlife, including spiders and snakes, that may lurk near the outdoor dunny. So, when nature calls, keep your wits about you!
Antarctica: While I do not have any experience here, for those brave souls who venture to the icy realms of Antarctica, I can imagine that toilet paper takes on a whole new meaning. With limited supplies and extreme conditions, every sheet becomes a precious commodity. Forget about double-ply—here, it’s all about survival of the fittest (or softest?).
South American toilet paper protocol crash course
Ah, South America—a continent of vibrant culture, stunning landscapes, and unique toilet paper protocols. Whether exploring the Amazon rainforest or savouring empanadas in Buenos Aires, it pays to know the ins and outs of bathroom etiquette. So, grab your roll and let’s dive into the fascinating world of South American toilet paper protocol.
1. The Flush Conundrum:
In many parts of South America, the plumbing may not be as robust as you’re used to back home. Consequently, the age-old debate of “to flush or not to flush” has added significance. When in doubt, follow the signs—if it says “No Papel Higiénico,” that means the toilet paper goes in the bin, not the bowl. Trust us, your future self (and the local plumber) will thank you.
2. BYOTP (Bring Your Own Toilet Paper):
While upscale hotels and tourist hotspots may cater to Western comforts, venturing off the beaten path often means embracing the BYOTP philosophy. Pack your roll because you never know when nature will call, and the bathroom will be devoid of the fluffy stuff. Consider it a rite of passage for intrepid travellers.
3. Embrace the Bidet: Prepare to bid farewell to dry wipes and hello to the refreshing sensation of a bidet. In many South American countries, bidets are as common as salsa on the dinner table. Embrace the waterworks and discover a whole new level of cleanliness. Remember to pack your sense of adventure—and maybe a towel for the inevitable splashes.
4. Conservation is Key: In a region blessed with natural beauty, conservation is more than just a buzzword—it’s a way of life. That extends to the bathroom, where wasting precious resources like water and toilet paper is a faux pas. Embrace the mantra of “less is more” and do your part to keep South America pristine for future generations of travellers.
5. Respect Privacy: Last but not least, a word on privacy. In South America, public restrooms may not always offer the same level of privacy you’re accustomed to. Don’t be alarmed if stalls lack doors or if you share intimate moments with fellow bathroom-goers. Embrace the camaraderie and remember that we’re all together, one flush at a time.
Whether you reach for quilted clouds or brace for a bidet surprise, one thing is certain: the world of toilet paper is as diverse and unpredictable as the adventures it accompanies.